Due to Unpopular Demand - More Chemistry Humour!

 

The chef at the CERN staff cafeteria announced this morning that, thanks to the new Hadron Collider recently installed in the kitchen, the dish of the day would be neutrino tempura and leptons á la pesto on a bed of curried quarks with a side dish of boson paella.

The management of the underground research facility have confirmed with pride that they have finally unlocked the secrets of nuclear fusion.   

 

  

My Job - A Very Good Analogy.

Last week I managed to win a tender and land my company quite a nice big supply contract for the Middle East. So it looks like I'm still hanging onto my job for the time being. (Yippee!)

This is a very good description of how I managed it.