have to look no further than an Hispanic desert menu.
gentlemen, for your succulent delights, I offer you…..
BRAZO GITANO - GYPSY'S ARM
roll OR a swarthy severed limb heavily garnished with vendetta tattoos and gold bling.
CABELLO DE ANGEL - ANGEL'S HAIR
pumpkin jam used in pies OR what a suspicious Joseph found on Mary’s lapel.
LENGUA DE GATO - CAT'S TONGUE
biscuit OR why Garfield will never commit blasphemy in Taliban country again.
HUESOS DE SANTO - SAINT'S BONES
custard filled rissoles OR a garage sale at the Vatican.
PETS DE MONJA (Catalan) - NUN'S FARTS (not kidding)
powderpuff-shaped cookies OR the reason why convents don’t usually have
DEDOS DE SEÑORA - LADY'S FINGERS
sponge cakes OR a dignified woman’s heartfelt apology to the Yakuza.
OREJONES - BIG EARS
Dried candied apricots OR something only ever eaten by Noddy but only once and he was just experimenting and was reeeaally drunk too so it doesn't...like..."mean" anything OK?