Due to Unpopular Demand - More Chemistry Humour!

 

The chef at the CERN staff cafeteria announced this morning that, thanks to the new Hadron Collider recently installed in the kitchen, the dish of the day would be neutrino tempura and leptons á la pesto on a bed of curried quarks with a side dish of boson paella.

The management of the underground research facility have confirmed with pride that they have finally unlocked the secrets of nuclear fusion.