If Hanibal Lector Had A Sweet Tooth…….

..he would have to look no further than an Hispanic desert menu.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your succulent delights, I offer you…..

BRAZO GITANO - GYPSY'S ARM

Long cream roll OR a swarthy severed limb heavily garnished with vendetta tattoos and gold bling. 

CABELLO DE ANGEL - ANGEL'S HAIR

A stringy pumpkin jam used in pies OR what a suspicious Joseph found on Mary’s lapel.

 

 

 

LENGUA DE GATO - CAT'S TONGUE

Small sweet biscuit OR why Garfield will never commit blasphemy in Taliban country again.

HUESOS DE SANTO - SAINT'S BONES

Small custard filled rissoles OR a garage sale at the Vatican.

PETS DE MONJA (Catalan) - NUN'S FARTS (not kidding)

Small powderpuff-shaped cookies OR the reason why convents don’t usually have elevators.  

 

 

 

DEDOS DE SEÑORA - LADY'S FINGERS

Long individual sponge cakes OR a dignified woman’s heartfelt apology to the Yakuza.

 

 

 

OREJONES - BIG EARS

Dried candied apricots OR something only ever eaten by Noddy but only once and he was just experimenting and was reeeaally drunk too so it doesn't...like..."mean" anything OK?