Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney Having a Serious Chat About How to Deal With the American Poor

Th..Th…That’s Old Folks!!

OK, so I’ve thought of another idea to make me a million. I was checking out some of my son’s old DVDs and noticed that he had a bunch of these horribly twee cartoons where the Muppets or the Looney Tune characters were turned into baby versions of themselves, given obnoxiously squeaky voices and let go on cutesy little domestic adventures. They’re pretty grating really. Then I had an epiphany. What the world really needs is…….

So I’m like totally ready to take offers from Warner Bros., Disney, Dreamworks…