Lung the Younger is Unwell

The management regrets to inform you that our star writer, Lung the Younger, is unwell. The rumors concerning the Speak-n-Spell and the sledgehammer are untrue.

He will be taking in the sea air, relaxing breezes, and soothing Veggie-valium shakes at the Jordi Puig Puig recuperation spa and clinic for the next few days.

In his regular spot, the management would like to offer you a dancing chicken:

(How we didn't get nominated for the Bloggies, I'll never know ...)