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Monday, November 27, 2006

Someone in Central Casting was not Doing Their Job

Forgive me dear readers, if I put to you what must seem like an obvious question. How, in the name of all that is holy, was Paris Hilton not cast as Lady Penelope in the feature film version of Thunderbirds? They’re dead ringers for God sake!

There can only be one possible explanation.

Ms. Hilton, inexhaustible font of talent though she is, could not match the broad expressive range of the original Lady P.

The delightful Ms. Hilton enjoying the fruitful, jetset lifestyle of a rakish heiress.


Anonymous Davezilla said...

I beg to differ. I believe Paris is simply unable to keep her thighs together long enough for such a demanding role.

11:23 pm  

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