Scotch Egg Recipe for a Dingo
Classic Scotch Egg
Australian Bush Version
Ingredients:
- 1 Medium sized 15-month old child.
- 1 bottle of sticky Factor-60 Sunblock.
- 1 beach in northern Spain (preferably with coarse sand)
Instructions:
Strip child naked, apply cream liberally, let loose to roll around on beach and bake over several hours in sun. Garnish with sun hat and serve fresh on a damp towel.
posted by Lung the Younger | 3:11 pm
1 Comments:
I've had one of these before. Crunchy on the outside, soft and creamy on the inside.
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